A Terry Teachout
Reader
By Terry Teachout
Reviewed by Paul Devlin
From a literary point of view, the silliest piece in
this useless collection of condescending essays is “Tolstoy’s Contraption”,
which was published in the Wall Street Journal in 1999. The title of the
piece comes from something Tolstoy said toward the very end of his life (and
everyone should know that by that point he was a religious crank who professed
a strong anti-literature sentiment) that the phonograph (supposedly) will
change literary art forever. Teachout declares in
this piece, one that he surely hopes will prove him to be a genius in a couple
of decades (it is that kind of pseudo-prophetic hackery
which should make us all cringe), that “the novel is an obsolete artistic
technology” which is being succeeded by film as the medium of choice for
entertainment. Where to even begin breaking down the stupidity of this?
Teachout begins the piece by theorizing that because Tom
Wolfe’s 1998 novel A Man in Full did
not sell as well as his 1987 novel The
Bonfire of the Vanities, this “comparative failure is a sign of
far-reaching changes in the once-privileged place of the novel in American
culture”. Let’s call a spade a spade for a second: A Man in Full was a shabby novel on the borderline of junk. It was
torn to pieces in reviews by reviewers (John Updike among them) of far more
literary competence than Teachout. Tom Wolfe’s
novels, whatever they may or may not be, are not bellwethers of massive changes
in human communication or harbingers of doom for the genre at large. The
problem here is that Teachout has no idea of what
makes a novel, never mind a good one. He thinks the novel is simply about telling a story, which it
can be and often is, but so can the prose romance, which Teachout
ignorantly lumps together with the novel. But what the form of the novel allows
the novelist to do, which film will never be able to do, is play with language. “The novel”, above
all, is really about the swirl of language(s) within it. This is what separates
it from the linguistically one-dimensional prose romance which preceded it and
sets good novels apart from this-week’s-must-read-potboiler. Guillermo Cabrera-Infante phrased this problem nicely when interviewed by The Paris Review. In response to the
interviewer’s comment “None [of your books] seems terribly concerned with plot,
or, for that matter, character”, he replied:
"I don’t know what
plot and characters are. Dickens created all possible (and impossible) characters, so that takes care of
character. And plot, for me, belongs in mystery stories and movies. I am
concerned with literary space, which is language, and not literary time. I
would argue that most great novelists, Dickens included, were primarily
concerned with literary space."
But aside from such
ultimately personal aesthetic preferences, the following ahistorical
gibberish of Teachout’s, from which he then
extrapolates, is his real problem:
"Well into the
eighteenth century, for example, most of the West’s great storytellers wrote
plays, not novels. But the development of modern printing techniques made it
feasible for books to be sold at lower prices, allowing storytellers to reach
large numbers of readers individually; they then turned to writing novels, and
by the twentieth century the theatrical play had come to be widely regarded as
a cultural backwater."
Where to even begin when
correcting something so entirely wrong? First of all, many of “the West’s great
storytellers”, prior to the modern era (with the big exceptions of Greek and
Roman playwrights) were actually mostly poets. Do you recall any plays by
Homer, Virgil, Dante, or Chaucer? Are
Beowulf, The Song of Roland, or El Cid plays? But the prose romance, which
Teachout ignorantly confuses with the novel, was not
only around, but ubiquitous, from the
time of the Greeks (think of Apuleius, Petronius, etc.).
Let’s not even start with
the early modern period – keep in mind that Alonso Quijano
becomes Don Quixote because he has
read too many prose romances! These seemed to be easy enough to acquire for a
shabby provincial
None of the great literary
Arthurian romances, such those of Chrétien de Troyes,
Thomas Malory, Gottfried von Strassburg
and Wolfram von Eschenbach (the stories of Tristan
and Isolde and Lancelot and Parzival
and so forth) were written as plays. They were all prose narratives. The
Vikings of Iceland and their literary descendants in
Gargantua and Pantagruel is one
of the first prose narratives which can properly be called a novel, along with
a book of the generation preceding it, the best-seller and first picaresque
novel, Lazarillo de Tormes.
Both books were huge publishing phenomena selling all across
Furthermore, if Teachout knew what he was talking about, he would know that
before the mid-eighteenth century, some of the greatest novelists wrote both
novels and plays. The Cambridge Companion to Cervantes
claims that their subject is one of the best playwrights in the Spanish
language. Can you name one of his plays? Apparently his Siege of Numantia is one of the most
highly regarded Spanish plays. George Bernard Shaw considered Fielding second
only to Shakespeare as a playwright in English. Can you name one of Fielding’s plays? I can’t off the top of my head. But I can
name his prose works - Tom Jones, Shamela, Jonathan Wild.
Even into the nineteenth century, novelists (as they also do today!) wrote
novels and plays – think of Goethe
and Victor Hugo, writers who were highly accomplished in and famous for their
work in both genres.
From a bogus historical
background Teachout tries to predict what is going to
happen to the novel as the costs of film making continues to drop. “Gen-X’ers”, Teachout believes, would
rather make and watch movies than write and read novels. Teachout
seems oblivious to the fact that that reading a novel is an entirely different
experience than watching a movie (to say nothing of creating either form). But um, is not watching a movie similar to
watching a play? Ah, indeed it is! Did Teachout ever consider than an increase in literacy, combined with the rise of the
middle class, rather than his (imagined) improvement in printing techniques, is
responsible for the rise of the novel? Reading and writing novels – literary
novels in particular – depend on a certain awareness of and appreciation of
language – something which film will never be able to convey. And as long as
people know how to read, they will want to read and write novels. It’s as
simple as that. As long as people don’t know what they’re talking about, they
will make silly predictions based on that knowledge vacuum. As long as
newspaper and magazine editors keep taking Terry Teachout’s
word, they will mislead their readership.